I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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