I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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