where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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