i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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