um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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