Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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