Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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