Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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