The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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