so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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