Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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