I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
BRING THE BAGELS
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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