His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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