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Dual....:-)
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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