Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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