I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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