Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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