im having a threesome with these popsicles
it was like having sex with a tree stump
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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