never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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