The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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