What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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