wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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its like you know when i get waxed
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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