I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
as a side note pls kill me
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
