well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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