Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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