Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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