A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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