and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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