What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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