can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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