their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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