There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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