is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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