I want to have your abortion
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
