Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Reggie can tackle my bush.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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