I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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