As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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