just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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