"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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