We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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