You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
then he tried to convert me to islam
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
