it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He called his prostate his "boner button".
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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