My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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