im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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