how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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