I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I am midnight drunk by noon
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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