I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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