Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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