Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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