I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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