I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
Randomize
