I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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