I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
It's rum buckets o'clock
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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