I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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