you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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