Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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